I don't mean to be rude, but I'm struggling to understand your appeal. I have seen you out on the streets of Los Angeles clinging to the feet of wonderfully fashion forward women. I've seen you in glossy magazines on the soles of beautiful celebrities dressed to the nines. But I'm still not sure how I feel about you.
Maybe it's because it is close to the holidays, and I can't help but think that you kinda sorta look like Santa's elves' shoes?
If you could help me to just understand your rising popularity, maybe I'd consider jumping on Team Booties. But as of now, I remain a skeptic.
Thank you for your time and assistance.