1 September 2010

Model Looks: Hall of Misery

What is with Urban Outfitters' models? Their lives must be pretty freakin' tough.

I have compiled a series of photos from Urban's online catalog to prove my point.

The Slouchy Sad Sack Look


The Forlorn Teenager Look


The Constipated Hipster Look


The Asian Statue Look


The My Dog is Really Cute Look


All photos from Urban Outfitters except the last one.

12 comments:

  1. Ahahahaha. Great post! I am always so confused when models have to look sooooo sad and depressed.

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  2. Ha! Guess which model I like best? Emma!

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  3. ROFL! Certainly doesn't make me want to buy anything that will make me feel/look all Emo!

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  4. aww they are sad :( but your doggie is too cute!

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  5. Your dog IS really cute!! :) Models tend to crack me up...wedding dress models are exactly the same - they look so dang miserable!

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  6. seriously...their models are clearly just HUNGRY. and i'm in love with your dog.

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  7. Oh my! They are quite sad. No smizing at all!

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  8. So true! The first model is especially disturbing!

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  9. Hi! I just came across your blog, which is an utter delight. So glad I found it. :)

    I completely agree, the lack of life in UO's models makes browsing the site rather a dull experience. Your doggie, however, looks to have enough sass for all of them combined. Too darling!

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  10. I can't believe they actually use these images to sell clothes. Yikes.

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  11. HILARIOUS!!!! Those girls are looking like hot messes in those pics!!!!! Look at the puppy because the puppy always wins!!!!

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